RULES

1) Do NOT recycle.
2) Worship the Almighty Raccoon and his chancellor, Prince Rashine .
3) Become one with trash, because there is nothing else you can do about it. And you know what? Own it. Love it.
4) Encourage others to burn trash or find another way of destructing it. Bury it too, that helps it disappear but you can still smell it if you want, you know?
5) Report anyone who may be recyling, reusing or replenishing. There is no extra energy to waste!!!