Governing Body

The Garbagio nation has chosen to have a Monarchy for our government. It is very free and peaceful, but at the same time not chaotic and very structured. There will be a King that everyone must fully and honestly respect to live in our wonderful country. He has been carefully chosen and will live up to his responsibilities no matter what. There may be hard times where people will react in horrible ways. If it comes to this, the King will totally take charge and be harsh to do whatever he must to bring our nation back to peace. We as the people of Garbagio will honor our King and never speak harshly of him or he/she shall be thrown out. Our government will be very understanding and try to help everyone.

Declaration of Independence

We the People of the dystopian society, Garbagio have united together to form a more perfect nation in our eyes. We do not believe in letting everyone do whatever they please and having chaos. So we established a society in which we rule a Monarchy. As a united nation we decided we need rules and order, much more than we had in the U.S. The higher authorities found a noble and very responsible man who will be our King. This man will be kind, respectful to all of his people's needs, and most importantly rule our nation.

As a united society, we will provide services for our people. There will be post offices- where you can send mail out to others to communicate. We will provide road services, which will include the making of roads and the upkeep of roads. There will be bonfire pits on every block and there will be a team in every town to watch over and clean those. We will proved health care for our people, no matter how rich or how poor. We will have an army who will provide safety and security for our nation. They will also take care of those who fall away from our "trash" rules.

Garbagio is very dear and sacred to our hearts, so we will do all we can to respect it and all the people that live here. For this reason our people will, in fact, have rights. We believe in the freedom of speech. We will allow anyone to speak the way the choose, and when they want to. There is only one exception to that right and it is that they may not speak freely around or about the King. The people will not have the right to bare arms or be associated with weapons in anyway. Garbagio people will also have the right to live and love any religion they choose as long as they pay a "tithing" of trash each church meeting.

RULES

1) Do NOT recycle.
2) Worship the Almighty Raccoon and his chancellor, Prince Rashine .
3) Become one with trash, because there is nothing else you can do about it. And you know what? Own it. Love it.
4) Encourage others to burn trash or find another way of destructing it. Bury it too, that helps it disappear but you can still smell it if you want, you know?
5) Report anyone who may be recyling, reusing or replenishing. There is no extra energy to waste!!!

Garbagio Animal

Garbagio now has an animal that symbolizes our nation. We have called upon the Raccoons to honor us with their glory and they have graciously accepted. We chose the Raccoons because they are filthy animals who scavenge through trash- exactly what we want. Garbagio is full of trash and creatures that love trash, so Racoons are perfect.

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Garbagio

Garbagio is a nation where trash dominates, where the people cannot recycle. It uses up too much time, money, energy, and effort, therefore, recycling is prohibited. Think of how much material goes into making the bins, recycling centers, machines, transportation of the used and re-manufactured materials, and so forth. It simply isn't not worth it. Not here, not to us. Here, we burn, bury, do whatever we can to get rid of the trash, except it's not working. Our world is filling up with trash exponentially, but even if we recycled, there would be nothing we can do about it. Now all we can do is hope to wallow in the rest of our miserable existence, respectively.