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Interested in eating authentic food straight from the Garbagio nation? Well, then come over to Garbajio! We take pride in food made from our finest chefs in a natural Garbagian style, along with our quality service. Spice up your life a little besides talking to Prince Rashine and come eat at Garbajio!

Invitation to Friends

This is a letter to a dear friend of ours who is disgusted with our society. We want to let him know what we are about and why we do the things we do. After all, people think others are weird because they don't have knowledge of them and because they are confused. So to our anonymous friend, please hear what we have to say and have an open mind.

Garbagio is a marvelous place to live and if you aren't interested in settling here, come visit and see what you think. We all have a schedule that everyone must follow. This way things are much more orderly and calm. The whole city gathers at noon to eat, catch up with the latest news, visit Prince Rashine, and to simply socialize.

We aren't all boring, we have fun too! If you have never smelled the amazing smell of trash burning, you are most definitely missing out. We burn trash every day and the smell surrounds us so we can smell it wherever we go. We also have the coolest bonfires every Friday night where the fire turns blue in the midnight sky. Garbagians know how to have a good time, but are also respectful of others and their wishes. We are all very friendly here and would love to have you with us!! Come visit soon ;)

Motto

"Conserve energy, conserve resources, don't recycle"

Seal

This is our nations Seal because we believe recycling uses too much energy. The thought of recycling makes us queasy. The smell of trash is our simple pleasure.

Daily Itinerary
There are many things that occupy the people of Garbagio. Although our world may seem garbage-ridden and only focused on garbage, that's not the case. We live normal, everyday lives like most other people. Most people of the nation Garbagio follow this very basic time schedule:

• 8:00am- Wake up and get ready for the day, eat breakfast
• 9:00am- Public schools start for those 17 and younger. The 8 hour work day begins now for the working adults.
• 12:00pm- The entire community eats lunch and uses this time to socialize. Many people use this time to go talk and visit with Prince Rashine. He is the one who carries the lineage of the non-recycling society and helps enforce it still.
• 2:00pm-Classes and work resumes.
• 4:00pm- School gets out. Most students come home to help the community burn and bury trash, anything to make sure they're not recycling.
• 5:00pm- The 9-5 working schedule for adults ends.
• 5-6:00pm- Most families eat their dinners in this period of time.
• 6:30pm- Worshiping ceremony for Prince Rashine and his tyrant, the great and noble raccoon. This is our religion and belief, where we come and worship their holy efforts to have an energy- filled society by not wasting energy on recycling. Learning to be one with our own waste is a practice that we learn daily from these two royalties.
• 7:00pm- Worshiping ceremony ends. Families who didn't eat between 5 and 6 o'clock do so now. The rest of the time is free time to do homework, visit Prince Rashine and the raccoons, socialize, develop hobbies and talents, etc.
• 11:00pm- Street curfew. All kids 17 and younger must be in their homes. There is no lights off policy.

This schedule is subject to change for anything, such as personal appointments, illness, etc. This is broad time scale of the people of Garbagio.

Governing Body

The Garbagio nation has chosen to have a Monarchy for our government. It is very free and peaceful, but at the same time not chaotic and very structured. There will be a King that everyone must fully and honestly respect to live in our wonderful country. He has been carefully chosen and will live up to his responsibilities no matter what. There may be hard times where people will react in horrible ways. If it comes to this, the King will totally take charge and be harsh to do whatever he must to bring our nation back to peace. We as the people of Garbagio will honor our King and never speak harshly of him or he/she shall be thrown out. Our government will be very understanding and try to help everyone.

Declaration of Independence

We the People of the dystopian society, Garbagio have united together to form a more perfect nation in our eyes. We do not believe in letting everyone do whatever they please and having chaos. So we established a society in which we rule a Monarchy. As a united nation we decided we need rules and order, much more than we had in the U.S. The higher authorities found a noble and very responsible man who will be our King. This man will be kind, respectful to all of his people's needs, and most importantly rule our nation.

As a united society, we will provide services for our people. There will be post offices- where you can send mail out to others to communicate. We will provide road services, which will include the making of roads and the upkeep of roads. There will be bonfire pits on every block and there will be a team in every town to watch over and clean those. We will proved health care for our people, no matter how rich or how poor. We will have an army who will provide safety and security for our nation. They will also take care of those who fall away from our "trash" rules.

Garbagio is very dear and sacred to our hearts, so we will do all we can to respect it and all the people that live here. For this reason our people will, in fact, have rights. We believe in the freedom of speech. We will allow anyone to speak the way the choose, and when they want to. There is only one exception to that right and it is that they may not speak freely around or about the King. The people will not have the right to bare arms or be associated with weapons in anyway. Garbagio people will also have the right to live and love any religion they choose as long as they pay a "tithing" of trash each church meeting.

RULES

1) Do NOT recycle.
2) Worship the Almighty Raccoon and his chancellor, Prince Rashine .
3) Become one with trash, because there is nothing else you can do about it. And you know what? Own it. Love it.
4) Encourage others to burn trash or find another way of destructing it. Bury it too, that helps it disappear but you can still smell it if you want, you know?
5) Report anyone who may be recyling, reusing or replenishing. There is no extra energy to waste!!!

Garbagio Animal

Garbagio now has an animal that symbolizes our nation. We have called upon the Raccoons to honor us with their glory and they have graciously accepted. We chose the Raccoons because they are filthy animals who scavenge through trash- exactly what we want. Garbagio is full of trash and creatures that love trash, so Racoons are perfect.

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Garbagio

Garbagio is a nation where trash dominates, where the people cannot recycle. It uses up too much time, money, energy, and effort, therefore, recycling is prohibited. Think of how much material goes into making the bins, recycling centers, machines, transportation of the used and re-manufactured materials, and so forth. It simply isn't not worth it. Not here, not to us. Here, we burn, bury, do whatever we can to get rid of the trash, except it's not working. Our world is filling up with trash exponentially, but even if we recycled, there would be nothing we can do about it. Now all we can do is hope to wallow in the rest of our miserable existence, respectively.