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Interested in eating authentic food straight from the Garbagio nation? Well, then come over to Garbajio! We take pride in food made from our finest chefs in a natural Garbagian style, along with our quality service. Spice up your life a little besides talking to Prince Rashine and come eat at Garbajio!

Invitation to Friends

This is a letter to a dear friend of ours who is disgusted with our society. We want to let him know what we are about and why we do the things we do. After all, people think others are weird because they don't have knowledge of them and because they are confused. So to our anonymous friend, please hear what we have to say and have an open mind.

Garbagio is a marvelous place to live and if you aren't interested in settling here, come visit and see what you think. We all have a schedule that everyone must follow. This way things are much more orderly and calm. The whole city gathers at noon to eat, catch up with the latest news, visit Prince Rashine, and to simply socialize.

We aren't all boring, we have fun too! If you have never smelled the amazing smell of trash burning, you are most definitely missing out. We burn trash every day and the smell surrounds us so we can smell it wherever we go. We also have the coolest bonfires every Friday night where the fire turns blue in the midnight sky. Garbagians know how to have a good time, but are also respectful of others and their wishes. We are all very friendly here and would love to have you with us!! Come visit soon ;)

Motto

"Conserve energy, conserve resources, don't recycle"

Seal

This is our nations Seal because we believe recycling uses too much energy. The thought of recycling makes us queasy. The smell of trash is our simple pleasure.

Daily Itinerary
There are many things that occupy the people of Garbagio. Although our world may seem garbage-ridden and only focused on garbage, that's not the case. We live normal, everyday lives like most other people. Most people of the nation Garbagio follow this very basic time schedule:

• 8:00am- Wake up and get ready for the day, eat breakfast
• 9:00am- Public schools start for those 17 and younger. The 8 hour work day begins now for the working adults.
• 12:00pm- The entire community eats lunch and uses this time to socialize. Many people use this time to go talk and visit with Prince Rashine. He is the one who carries the lineage of the non-recycling society and helps enforce it still.
• 2:00pm-Classes and work resumes.
• 4:00pm- School gets out. Most students come home to help the community burn and bury trash, anything to make sure they're not recycling.
• 5:00pm- The 9-5 working schedule for adults ends.
• 5-6:00pm- Most families eat their dinners in this period of time.
• 6:30pm- Worshiping ceremony for Prince Rashine and his tyrant, the great and noble raccoon. This is our religion and belief, where we come and worship their holy efforts to have an energy- filled society by not wasting energy on recycling. Learning to be one with our own waste is a practice that we learn daily from these two royalties.
• 7:00pm- Worshiping ceremony ends. Families who didn't eat between 5 and 6 o'clock do so now. The rest of the time is free time to do homework, visit Prince Rashine and the raccoons, socialize, develop hobbies and talents, etc.
• 11:00pm- Street curfew. All kids 17 and younger must be in their homes. There is no lights off policy.

This schedule is subject to change for anything, such as personal appointments, illness, etc. This is broad time scale of the people of Garbagio.